I'm Shelby. 22 years old. Asheville, NC.
I'm a Kagyu Buddhist, angry feminist, proud fatty, and vet tech student. I'm also sorta gay.
Predominantly, I post pictures of cute animals, pointless text posts, and fandom shit.
Fandoms include: Hannibal, Welcome to Night Vale, Star Trek, Sleepy Hollow, LOTR, Teen Wolf, Marvel, Assassin's Creed, Dragon Age, and Skyrim among others. Be warned: I will liveblog anything and everything. I am involved in passionate love affairs with dwarves, Vulcans, and taking screencaps.
Watched Prince of Egypt because Passover. And now I’m seeing Frozen for the first time.
terms for penis you should not use in fics:
- love stick
- ding dong
- 100% all-beef thermometer
- bologna pony
- stinky pickle
- magic wand
- divine rod
- love muscle
- power drill
- captain winky
- yogurt slinger
- DNA rifle
are you kidding im going to use all of these